The description of the length of a man’s penis. 1 potato is equal to one gripping hands length. 2 potato is equal to two gripping hands length. Anything over 2 potato is extremely well endowed:)
I smiled when he removed his pants and I saw he was not only 1 potato, 2 potato, he was 3 potato more!
by Reali88 August 18, 2020
Get the 1 potato, 2 potatomug. by Browntheman April 24, 2018
Get the A horny potatomug. 
The most amazing group of people who ever walked the earth. The potatos wander around doing rando things. They are French fry, tater tot, potato chip, potato battery, potato gnocchi, hash brown, and sweet potato. They merchandise with many potato 🥔 themed things.
by Potato battery September 29, 2022
Get the The potatosmug. An inanimate object, not designed for the purpose, that has been inserted into the anus for sexual pleasure.
by eins December 22, 2020
Get the Snack Potatomug. by ThatHoeOver There June 30, 2017
Get the Potato smashedmug. These wonderful spuds are the meaning of life. Powerful interdimensional witches summon them to protect themselves from evil spirits like My Chemical Romance fans, homophobic Christians, and literally anyone who ships My Hero Academia characters. Eating these magical tubers can give you All Might levels of strength without any negative side effects for 24 hours. Space Potatoes also have insane levels of speed, which allow them to zoom around the multiverse like Sonic the Hedgehog on a skateboard fueled by Mountain Dew and Grindcore. Space Potatoes main goal in life is to assist other life forms in a positive manner. Hopefully you will find a space potato soon.
by MysteriousP4R4D0X May 13, 2021
Get the Space Potatomug.