Mummy Book Porn

It's pretty much a romance book with really graphic sex scenes, so men like to look at porn, women like to read it .

" If only you knew the books I read , total mummy book porn "

by Kazlex May 26, 2017

porn customer

what a porn star calls someone who watches their porn

"Hey guys guess what?! I got my first porn customer yesterday!"

by yourfreakingmom April 12, 2016

Poop Porn

The most irritating most disgusting thing that a degenerate moderator on reddit can make porn out of.

Frank:I have a job, I make poop porn
Joe:I will erase your whole bloodline you disgusting troglodyte

by STINKANATOIR December 24, 2024

porn

Porn is recorded sex

porn has sex in it

by Botman836 April 11, 2022

Porn brain

The mental state you enter after watching so much porn that your brain starts to prefer pixels over people. Real sex? Meh. You'd rather scroll through endless tabs like a dopamine junkie on a mission.

"Bro, I tried to hook up last night but couldn't even get it up. I think I’ve got porn brain."

by docepsilon May 29, 2025

fortnite porn

Fortnite porn

playing fortnite with ur e girl and u guys crank 90s in bed Fortnite porn

by coochiepuncher69420 September 20, 2023

Political Porn

The ingestion of drama , false promises, grandiose simple solutions by the voting public due to lack of common sense.

Trump sold political porn to his MAGA base and now all Americans will suffer the consequences.

by DoubleKismet March 10, 2025