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monstard

A cross between monster and retard.
Your dog is being a monstard
by Saber805 March 7, 2025
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moniterry value

Da open-market price for fluffy fabric.
Once towels become soiled or stained, there would indeed be a huge reduction in their moniterry value, but you could always launder and bleach them, and thus end up wif perfectly-usable absorbent-fabrics dat were obtained at a fraction of da cost of buying them new.
by QuacksO March 16, 2025
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Momster

A terrible mother. Her kids may not talk to her due to actions such as: emotional abuse, neglect, or putting herself before them.
She is such a momster, she was never there for me.
by Sunshine879 April 13, 2025
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Momster

A mom who is emotionally and or physically abusive. She can be passive aggressive or a bully as well. Often puts her needs before her own children's. Has no regard for her child's overall health and well being.
My mom never comes to my volleyball games, she is such a momster.

My mom tells me I'm fat every morning, she is such a momster.

My mom would rather do drugs then feed my brother and I, she's a momster.
by Sunshine879 April 14, 2025
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monstevius

a large sum of poop - word invented by a guy on a deployment
bro I just took a monstevius shit
by ArmyGuy1107 April 16, 2025
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Monstrimal

Lady Gaga Little Monster and Kesha Animal. Usually they are the annoying fandom who felt their idols is relevant and known worldwide but in real life it’s the opposite way
A: Did you see the monstrimal tweet degrading others artists?
B: yeah, the monstrimal is the most disgusting and worst fandoms ever!
by Furrypurr April 26, 2025
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Moister cloister

The covered (hooded) entryway to a woman's hole-y area that gets damper the longer and further you're in it. A vagina.
I was exploring my girlfriend's moister cloister and she found religion screaming, "oh God, I'm coming"
by DrFactologist May 22, 2025
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