Brain Fart

A "brain fart" refers to a temporary lapse in memory or judgment, like forgetting something simple or making a silly mistake

he had a brain fart and completely forgot his own phone number.

by Cruellanj March 25, 2025

Brain Pussy

A person who tries to weasel out of answering hypothetical questions.

Mike: Would you rather a guy nutted in your ass or in your mouth? Jason: stfu I would never have to choose between those options. Mike: Don't be a Brain Pussy and just answer the question.

by bitchAds March 25, 2025

Sharketing Brains

Branding company

Sharketing Brains is a beautiful branding design company love arrows for customers by their respective brands. They watch POGO but design a LOGO. They are better than Spider-Man in creating Web Applications. They build clouds,which rains Money for brands.

by Brand_Builder November 24, 2021

Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.

I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.

by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021

Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.

I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.

by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021

Ciggy Butt Brain

A drug addict who has had their brain fried that much that the only thing left they know how to do is smoke cigarettes.

Mate 1: What's going on up in there mate? You got nothing but fuckin ciggy butts up there now. You got a ciggy butt brain.
Mate 2: No I don't

Mate 1: That's what they are going to call you man, they are going to call you man.

by Reggie 1.01 June 2, 2024

Brain-Rot

Media deemed to hold little artistic value and/or negatively impact those who consume it.

Guy 1: "Hey man, Sorry I couldn't come to the party, I scrolled through tik tok and forgot."
Guy 2: "What the funk man! Don't watch that, that's brain-rot!

by Axatufan June 5, 2024