two-fer

A derogatory term suggesting that someone fits the stereotypes of two different marginalized classes, typically used as a slur against visible minorities.

"He's black AND an apartment renter? The guy's such a two-fer."

by koolkonservativesklub January 26, 2024

two jump

being very dizzy

I just has two jumps!

by xdr5t3evq3q December 2, 2023

Tichu for Two

A sneaky, two-player version of the classic card game Tichu, typically played by four people. Often used as a covert excuse for two individuals to meet up and spend time together, usually under the guise of "just playing cards." Commonly employed when one or both parties are trying to keep their budding romance on the down-low from their friends.

Bro, I walked in on them playing Tichu for Two in the coffee shop, and Julia was blushing so hard she couldn’t even play the Phoenix card right

by mothy123 February 2, 2025

Two Tone Tom

Someone with a really bad farmer’s tan.

“Jesus Billy, you lookin like a Two Tone Tom right now. Go to the beach and even that tan out!”

by coopertone July 16, 2022

déjà two

The simultaneous feeling of having a déjà vu event about the same déjà vu event.

Kai felt he was having déjà two, experiencing déjà vu of having déjà vu about the present moment.

by Rhondaa November 29, 2021

Two fingers bust the nut

Two fingers bust the nut is a double espresso with almond milk

If it is ok could I please have two fingers bust the nut? To go please

by Gus Gus Cookie Buster March 17, 2023

Two Neck Town

A small desolate town, abandoned; similar two a one horse town

I went to a town like St. Augustine and saw tumble weeds. That was a two neck town!

by Adisalvo February 14, 2024