Blue Dot

Noun:

A game to determine who can wet themselves the least.

Players must try to pee just enough to show through what they’re wearing.

The winner is the person with the smallest wet patch.

I’ve just lost at blue dot, I’ll need to buy some new jeans.

by Boyd296 September 4, 2018

Blue shirt kid

The secret C.E.O. of Youtube, who understands the Youtube Algorithm better than any other person.

Carl : The people in India hate Pewdiepie.
9 year old : Blue shirt kid understands the algorithms so he doesn't.
Carl : Wow he must be a very cool person.

by Froominator March 18, 2019

blue ass water

When an "influencer" (usually Instagram white girls/fuck boys) posts a picture of the place they're at that includes some body of water that looks very blue, and very beautiful. Fact: this phrase was invented by Cody Ko, in his video titled "QUIT YOUR JOB AND TRAVEL FOREVER!!".

Person 1: "Look at this hot girl's Instagram post. 2 weeks in Greece! I wish I was her."
Person 2: "Yeah look at that blue ass water. Now I feel like shit."

by Xx_gamer_girl_69_xX November 3, 2019

Blue Tick Wanker

Wanker on Facebook who has an official account allowing him/her to reach top of the comments even if he/she comments something unoriginal and stupid.

His/Her comments automatically appear on top pushing down funny(When appropriate) and original comments.

9gag's comment section is full of Blue Tick wankers.

by FacebookIsStillCool April 4, 2015

blue shell vagina

A vagina so desirable that other vaginas flock to it, similar to the blue shell in Mario Kart attacking the enemy in first place.

Did you see her pussy? It’s perfect, a true blue shell vagina.

by True_X_Blue August 10, 2023

Blue Top Society

The blue top society is a secretive group of intelligent homosapiens that believe in a higher power with reason. Founded in 2013 February 9th by Matt.S ( Swaszey ) and initiated people without their regards asking questions that will confuse the mind to your average person and with this select number of people made the blue top society with answers upon joining.

The blue top Society are respectful and a good pleasure to be around.

by Swaszey August 14, 2016

Who's your blue?

Blue is someone who is your comfort. The one person who takes all your worries away. Someone that you know will always be there even though you've put them through a lot.

"so, who's your blue?", "You're my blue Jamal."

by jejeunivers January 8, 2022