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The Norwegian Nose-hair trimmer

This is when a man lathers his big, meaty, schlong, which super glue, and right before it hardens, he shoves it into someone's nose and rips out their nose hair when it hardens
"went to the barber last weekend to get my beard trimmed, and the Barber gave me the Norwegian Nose-Hair Trimmer, and now my face feels smoother than a babies's butt!"
by JamesPage September 2, 2025
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hair hoe

Some one who likes messy hair
Bro she said I had amazing hair

Bro she’s a hair hoe
by Gaallacchhheeerrrrr March 2, 2019
mugGet the hair hoemug.

bounch hair

The hair growth on your taint, nifkin, or grundle.
I like it when my chick braids my bounch hair with her tongue.
by Rowdy Rooster February 23, 2004
mugGet the bounch hairmug.

Hair booger

A booger found in the hair; typically found on the heads of elementary age individuals, although there are rare, greasy exceptions to this rule.
Example 1:
Little Christopher: (picks nose and wipes it into hair while sitting in his 3rd grade classroom)
Little Sally: EWWW CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Class: EWWWWWWWWW!
Little Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

Example 2:
Big Christopher: (Sitting at his construction sight, he picks a winner and stashes it in his hair)
Big Sally: (Walks by after years of not seeing him) EW! CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Everyone on the street: EWWWWWWWWW!
Big Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)
by Hey Lee! July 27, 2012
mugGet the Hair boogermug.

national hair day

It is on November 13th in honor of Lleyton Platt (The Hair)
Dude it’s National Hair Day!
by Rufus Dunlap November 28, 2019
mugGet the national hair daymug.

red haired ninga

it means ginga,or ginger,someone who is usually ugly,and talks a big game,all in all a total bitch.
red haired ninga-ginga. Joey talking to Ryan:"I really wish that red-haired ninga would piss off and stop being a total bitch.
by penismelter March 15, 2016
mugGet the red haired ningamug.

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