A San Bernardino Steam Roller is when you hold in a crap for a long period of time than crap in out and smother yourself in it. Afterwards you must roll over a girl until she is also covered in poop. you also must skeet skeet while smoking a meth pipe and doing crack cocaine off of someone's butt. preferably to make it more authentic play Dr Dre and have a cuck chair in the back.
when my drug dealer asked me what the meth was for I told him it was for our San Bernardino Steam roller that night
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A proper PESC track must contain:
The sound of wet meat being slapped (meat drum, steak percussion, etc.)
Throat chanting in any language (preferably unknown)
Vague, alien-sounding nouns and verbs
At least one coherent spoken line that makes sense grammatically but has zero context
Screams, bells, or random telephone rings
At least one unorthodox instrument (e.g., tires, coat hangers, ball-peen hammers, spoons)
Steam noises, because Steamcore
Something called a polyphonic rupture, which nobody understands but everyone agrees sounds important
PESC is allegedly post-execution because it’s “what music sounds like after the final curtain,” according to self-declared genre prophet Fateswhim.
*Totally real in the same way Bigfoot’s Spotify is real.
A proper PESC track must contain:
The sound of wet meat being slapped (meat drum, steak percussion, etc.)
Throat chanting in any language (preferably unknown)
Vague, alien-sounding nouns and verbs
At least one coherent spoken line that makes sense grammatically but has zero context
Screams, bells, or random telephone rings
At least one unorthodox instrument (e.g., tires, coat hangers, ball-peen hammers, spoons)
Steam noises, because Steamcore
Something called a polyphonic rupture, which nobody understands but everyone agrees sounds important
PESC is allegedly post-execution because it’s “what music sounds like after the final curtain,” according to self-declared genre prophet Fateswhim.
*Totally real in the same way Bigfoot’s Spotify is real.
“Bro, this track slapped — literally, there’s a guy hitting steaks in 7/8 time over a steam hiss while someone in the background keeps yelling about moose prophecy. 100% Post-Execution Steamcore (PESC)”
by Hollis Gearwhistle August 8, 2025
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The male in the relationship takes a poop on their partners chest. Then they stomp on it and the partner licks it off like ice cream.
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I was in the mood for a Cleveland steamer but had plans to go out later so we settled on the Price Hill steamer. All the heat but none of the mess.
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Get the The Chicago steamer mug.When you and your friend proceed to eat twenty bean burritos, then jump on the counter at Taco Bell and spread both of your chocolate starfishes, to then unleash two rivers of pure stinky corn filled diarrhea
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Get the The Taco Bell Steamer mug.The sexual act of defecating on your partner's upper lip to appear like the mustache of Cleveland brown from tv show family guy.
Once the brown caterpillar has slithered onto your partner's mustache area, look back at the and say "that's just nasty"
Once the brown caterpillar has slithered onto your partner's mustache area, look back at the and say "that's just nasty"
Joe "Dude, I totally gave Dylan's mom a Cleveland Brown Steamer last night."
Tyler "That's just nasty"
Tyler "That's just nasty"
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