that chaps my ass

to be pissed off about something

i have to work today. That chaps my ass.

by rockstarkell January 21, 2009

Sack My Cack

1: A more elegant term used in place of "Suck my cock".
2: The way an angry Bostonian man, one that probably doesn't respect women, would ask for fellatio.

Eey baybee be a darlin and sack my cack while I watch the Red Sax.

by Hand Jacks June 24, 2015

hold my avocado

A phrase that millenials use to convey the same sentiment as "hold my beer."

However, no one actually uses this, so please do not embarrass yourself by blurting this out in public or anywhere else, for that matter.

It plays up to the belief that millenials eat more avocados than anyone else.

Old Miserable Man: I bet you'll never be able to buy a house after graduating college, youngin.
Young Millennial: Hold my avocado.

by angryangelsandsuch August 11, 2017

suck my toe

suck my toe is like saying suck my dick but the more clean virgin ;) and its more funny

suck my toe :)

by go follow my insta ;) June 3, 2019

My Balls Are Itchy

The definition of my balls are itchy literally means that your balls are itchy
So stop sitting on your ass googling the most worst shit u could possibly search and get a life u fatty

Guy: Yeah dude look away for a minute
Other guy: why?
Guy: Cause I gotta itch my balls real quick
Other Guy: Oh yeah no problem dude why didn’t u just say so?

Other thingy example

Guy: Hey u know what we should do
Dude: yeah what?
Guy: We should search up my balls are itchy in the urban dick
Dude: yeah sure but u know this is just gonna come up with nothing and ur gonna get known as being gay
Guy: Oh dude don’t worry dude, let’s search it up
Dude: Fine
*gets this definition*
Guy: Fuck

Also this was all wrote while itching my balls

by Morgan Boy June 27, 2020

my pussy pops

When your pussy so damn good that it pops and all the boys want that

Omg my pussy pops

by serina coffinburger July 28, 2015

Nut in my butt

This is what you say to anyone when you don’t have a good exuse to get out of something

Person 1: hey did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet?
Person 2: Nut in my butt instead
Person 1: what
Person 2: what

by Sin7032 June 25, 2018