Someone who uses urine to water various plants on the side of the road at night
Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip
Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip
Passenger: I need to water the crops right now dude
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch
by The Dirty Rafe January 2, 2023
Get the Night Gardenermug. A person who is secretively in love with other males. When night hawk looks apon a male he become extremely aroused. Mostly found in his closet peeking at his victims threw the key hole plotting his assault and then blows in a nearby gym sock. Night hawk is all about the touch-feelly and or course that judo-nasty. If u come apon a night hawk dont turn and run for it will chase after you. Instead aproch it and it will wave its hand at u meaning it is submissive and then will get extreamly butt hurt and not tlk anymore that day
by Imbatman clark November 12, 2018
Get the Night Hawkmug. When you combine the last drops from bottles of liquor and cups of beer so you can insert it into the most sober girl at the party before she picks the guy she wants to drink it. Typically, this ancient mating ritual means they will spend the night together.
I met my third wife when she picked me for the last margarita of the night. The taste was brutal, but she looked so happy i knew she was the one.
by Gigglesnshit May 23, 2023
Get the Last margarita of the nightmug. A term used to describe male sex workers, also used as a racial slur targeting men of African descent.
by TRYNA GET THAT ZAZA August 7, 2022
Get the Night Dudemug. The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).
Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"
Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"
Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"
by Archbishop of the night times May 8, 2011
Get the The Church of the Night Time Catmug. by Me on Sunday nights March 8, 2017
Get the me on sunday nightsmug. When it’s late at night and your sleep deprived, you start talking and acting as though you are high when you aren’t.
by Eastjabumfuk October 31, 2020
Get the Night Highmug.