va-j-j

the sexiest, smelliest, wettest part of a woman's body. sometimes hairy, sometimes bald, sometimes in between or sometimes just plain freaky. they contain something called a 'clit' which is stimulated by the use of fingers, dildos, penises, or any object around the household.(minus pointy objects)..it'll break the hymen and devirginize you.

bre- holy shit karlye, is that your vagina?...it's pretty nice
karlye- yah man..wanna touch it
bre- no not really
karlye- common' touch it..it'll make me feel nice
bre- ew you're sick
karlye- DAMN stop turning me on
bre- omg i'm leaving
oh ya.. "hello, would you like to have intercourse with my va-j-j?"

by malene May 5, 2006

Rimmy-J

Slang for rim job, the act of having your butt hole licked in a circular motion

Last night I after I got home from work, I had my bitch give me a Rimmy-J, because her cooking sux.

by Icepick99 October 18, 2008

Nick J

Nick Juisto. The first and the last. AKA God.

I worship Nick Juisto

by Roland D. Blunt February 5, 2010

i.j.w.f.y.t.y.c

I just wanna fuck you till you cum

Bro I.j.w.f.y.t.y.c

by ShadyHallow January 10, 2020

blow j

the act of giving a fellatio; the term was coined in the 2007 hit "Superbad"

i'm going to give you the best blow j ever...with muh mouth.

by jammin-j January 22, 2008

ntsc-j

When used of console games, describes cartridges or discs that are intended to run only on machinery made for sale in Japan (historically, console games have tended to have regional lock-out due to greed, stupidity, silly/draconian licensing agreements and/or the perverse joy derived from shafting the consumer on the part of console manufacturers).

Frequently, the NTSC-J version of a game will have more features, different cover art and different content than the PAL (Europe) or NTSC-US (North America), or sometimes, won't be released at all outside Japan

I just got a copy of Rival Schools II and it's the NTSC-J version! That means the minigames Capcom took out in the North American version are still there.

by Vilnius XVIII August 8, 2007

side j

Whacking off, through the pocket on occasion, and secretly to the side.

"Dude, I swear Mike pulled a side j last night at the party."

by Rikki Tan November 3, 2008