j-lo blo-jo

what that lucky bastard a-rod gets every night

im good friends with alex. i wonder if he would mind if i borrowed jen for a j-lo blo-jo.im gonna ask him. if i come running out, start the car!

by burbman1969 April 15, 2021

J*ssica

A particularly disliked character popularized by r/anarchychess

“Who is Jessica”
“There are children on this site, censor J*ssica’s name.”
Also, She’s NOT fucking welcome here”
“What did she do?”
“She knows what she did”

by EngineerGaming3963 March 28, 2025

J lips

When someone is on the verge of crying and putting their lips in a j shape

Did you see nixon and dougy both hit J lips today

by Dean gall aka big deano November 2, 2021

J Smoove

J Smoove is a cool cat. SUPER smooth with anyone he runs into. J9 killed J Smoove

"J Smoove went home with that dime, he turned her into a puddle of melted ice cream in seconds"

by B Squad Cop July 4, 2025

Kah-J

Greatest Of All Time

My child will be named Kah-J because he is my favourite child

by Kahtastrophic November 22, 2021

J-14

a monthly teenage magazine marketed at pre-teen and teenage girls around age 11–19. It is one of the earliest teen celebrity magazines

An annual survey in 2007 by Experian Simmons Research of Fort Lauderdale, Florida, found that J-14 tied the former Nickelodeon Magazine among American girls 8–14 for familiarity, with nearly one in three girls in that age group surveyed saying they had read or looked at the magazine

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

J-Fudge

noun- the dirt, grease, or grime that collects on and subsequently dislodges from the back of one's mullet

You got a little bit o' J-Fudge on you're chin there... yeah, right there... you got it.

by NodularIronCrank November 14, 2010