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Dead Fish 

a horrible kissing technique.
To have someone stick their tongue in your mouth and not move it in any way despite your efforts to pash normally or adequately , they are giving you a dead fish -- or more commonly 'dead fishing you'.

expecting a kiss, but to have someone leave their tongue in your mouth like a dead fish, lifeless and still.

It is important to remember that the 'dead fish' is not done on purpose as a joke, but is done through lack of any technique. The person doing the 'dead fish' usually will blame it on being drunk or find other excuses to avoid embarrassment when being confronted.
girl 1 - so, how was the pash with Brett last night?
girl 2 - uuggghh he dead fished me.
Dead Fish by executive. January 13, 2011
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Prick fish 

Someone who lords it over others in their social group, usually in the workplace, much as you get one fish in the tank who thinks it's better than the others
shit man, Tom is SUCH a prick fish, who does he think he is, always bowlin around like he owns the place
Prick fish by D@v3 October 26, 2008
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When your fishing partner casts to the exact same spot you do, casts to a spot you are closer to before you have a chance, or otherwise tries to encroach on spots you intented to fish
Randi: Man, I give you all the room in the world back there, and you still gotta N-fish me (shakes head) Just like all the bruthas do to each other when they shorefishin!

Darack: I'm just overcasting cuz I'm six inches taller than you, thats all! You were muthafuckin frontboating me anyway!
N-fish by hausie June 21, 2009

Cornelius Fish 

The entity on which anything can be blamed. Based on the 19th century French gentleman Cornelius Poisson, who allegedly was part of a syndicate of operatives who throughout history have been behind some of the greatest horrors and plagues in our world, such as statistics and the black plague. He supposedly got assasinated doing what he did best with his right hand, in the place he loved the most, the opera house. Some say there is a hidden statue of him somewhere in the sewers of Paris guarded by rats still carying the bubonic plague and rabies.
"I drove over my cat. Damn you, Cornelius Fish!"

musk fish 

i huge vagina that smells like a mans cologne
that musk fish was as unpleasant as your grandfathers medicine cabinet.
musk fish by cappa49311 November 10, 2009

tutti fish 

When your partner emits a flatulance into your vagina and expands its walls with the excreted air.
Oh no! Rob just tutti fished in kellis vagina!