Cock Blocker

A small partition between urinals in a mens restroom intended to provide privacy for patrons.
The origin of this use is often credited to a man by the name of J.D. Sandri.

That strange looking guy was trying to peek over the cock blocker to check out my jungle-junk.

by MrT SUCKAH December 28, 2005

cock knuckle

a cock that has been abused to the point that it bends like the knuckle of a finger. also can be used as an insult.

"man, tobin wacks it so much that he has a cock knuckle!" or, "man, tobin stole my top ramen. He is a cock knuckle!"

by tobinwoodferleman October 6, 2005

Cock Buffer

A hired professional who licks the shit off the dicks of men after a gay orgy.

Jason is such a cock buffer.

Why don't you just go buff a few cocks.

Is there a cock buffer in the house?

by Bernard Lebowski January 9, 2004

cock shock

When you build up static electricity and use your penis to shock another person, preferably a sleeping female or bro.

I can't believe you just cock shocked me, bro. Doesn't that hurt your cock?

by Bromski March 6, 2008

cock gargler

...a person who likes cock SO much (male or female) that they jam it their mouth every chance they get

"That Jenny is one wild bitch! She always wants to suck my dick. She's a real cock gargler. I think I'll marry her."

by Steven February 26, 2005

cock chopper

A toilet seat that is mounted backward on the pan causing it to overbalance and not remain in the upright position; instead coming crashing down past the urinator creating a momentary flash of panic and misdirection.

See Ben's bathroom. Note that trains and aeroplanes have a clip mechanism to prevent this happening.

by TLO Smudge April 30, 2004

Cheesy cock

A term used to describe men/trannys with a smelly, cheesy penis. The cheese builds up when the person concerned doesn't peel back their foreskin, and give their cock a good scrub.

"Oh! Elliott Wood, you've got a cheesy fucking cock. Go give yourself a good cunting scrub".

by Panzerfaust July 5, 2004