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Bush Turd

When you decide to shit in a woman's vagina and you miss slightly and the woman hasn't shaved down there in 5 years.
Me and John were trying something new last night and it turned into a bush turd.
by futuregoggles July 3, 2019
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Beating around the bush

When you want your girl to admit to something so before sex you start asking her questions while slapping ya dick on her hairy clit. Girls will crack to this interrogation method. If not, just stop and walk away.
My girl didn't text me back all night so I was beating around the bush until she was about to cum and then I stopped, she told me she was passed out with a whole pizza.
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Bush

A popular band in the homosexual community. 99.9% of men who enjoy one or more Bush songs have come out as openly gay, while 100% have admitted to at least one gay experience in their lifetimes, normally during fishing trips.
Hey jeff, want to listen to Bush?
Sure Matt, which gay club should we go to?
by Dan Gopan July 30, 2019
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Booger Bush

When you are taking a shower and vigorously blow your nose between your hands, the boogers fly out of your nose at breakneck speed into your man bush. Introducing... the creation of lè booger bush.
Big Easy: Dude, do you ever have to blow your nose so bad that you shart?

Tyrantula: Even worse man. I blow my nose so hard in the shower that my boogies get caught in my Amazon forest and I can’t find them. Now I got a friggen booger bush!

Big Easy: I just bushted a nut.
by Stoney69 November 14, 2019
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Pulling a Bush

Doing stupid things like it's your job insuring that no one will ever take you seriously.
If you are planning on pulling a Bush then your father will die never having respected you.
by Banana Hammie November 15, 2019
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bush

he gagged over Shannons bush
by 098765432223 November 21, 2019
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Bush blooper

every time a president mispronounces words like George W. Bush frequently did in his presidency to relate to laymen.
W. was smarter than Barack Obama but had a Bush Blooper periodically.
by Coop Dupe November 23, 2019
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