"I needed to 'warm myself up' before the orgy, so I inserted my Irish Anal Beads an hour before the party" said Sark O'Mullivan
by Sark O'Mullivan December 09, 2012
This natural phenomenon has been around since the dwarven days of old. When two men desired anal they would conjoin there anus's and one partner begins by defecating. Once the fecel matter has penetrated the parallel anus the sphincter reacts and takes in the feces and mothers it as if it were its own. Once the anus has acquired its new bounty it relieves its self back from whence it came. Once statrted, the petpetual anal motion can not be stopped or disturbed by any means or this very act would be defying god himself and all life would end.
The Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 can perpetuate in my cavity any day.
by Hunter October 23, 2004
Bill: "Hey Steve, how long until you give Jill the old anal bang-bang-cho-cho-train?"
Steve: " I tried last night but she squealed and bled everywhere."
Steve: " I tried last night but she squealed and bled everywhere."
by stevensinski November 30, 2009
by I_eat_dick July 08, 2021
by LockMan3000 October 07, 2021
"Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex!" is often used in situations where your playing super smash bros and get beaten to the point where you forget that you're playing a game and know that the only comparison to what's happening to you is forceful anal sex.
by Asgoo August 23, 2017