garmie pie

When you call someone a garmie pie you are usually referring to someone who likes to home wreck relationships and be way to egotistical. Garmie pies usually take things way to serious to the point where it just ruins the joke

Garmie pie fucked my boyfriend and popped her pussy for perce

by jensen r sjsneben October 2, 2023

Cutie pie

Bratty acting and smart aleck. A person who is humorous or clever but in a bratty manner or obnoxious way; cute.

President Trump scolded and called out Jonathan Karl for making a cutie-pie of himself during a press conference.

When I asked my wife if she was hungry and she responded, “Gee! I haven’t eaten all day. One could readily assume that I’m hungry. Do I have to spell that out to you? Uuuuuuuggggghhhhhh!” I told her, “Woman, you can that cutie pie out or get your own damn food tonight.”

by Tonetare2016 March 30, 2020

Cow Pie in the Sky

When living in a remote desert climate that ranches cattle. Years of the wildlife and cattles droppings just dry up become powder and is constantly being circulated by the dry winds, creating alot of allergies.

Cow Pie in the sky

The Cow pie in the sky are really aggravating my allergies.

by Lori's Stories February 23, 2021

sad mud pie

When u cry all alone in a cemetery for so long the graveyard dort turns to mud.

Bet all the emos make sad mud pies all the time.

by Lanienyone October 18, 2020

Boston-cream-pie

The application of semen to a homosexual football player. Most commonly done whilst the victim (Duggy) is sleeping.

Oh shit, our gay friend is sleeping! Let's Boston-cream-pie his ass!

by casadyrules6969696969 May 9, 2022

Prairie Hand Pie

While strolling through a grassy knoll and the sudden urge to relieve your bowels hits with extreme force. With no place to actually relieve yourself (out of fear of snakes, poisonous plants, and dysentery), your only option is to reach back and feel the warmth of yesterday’s meals filling your cupped hands.

I should have known that rancid bison meat I had last night would lead to a fresh prairie hand pie this morning.

by Ollieoz June 8, 2019

Moon Pie

noun. Available mainly in San Francisco and Key West, the Moon Pie is the act of a man ejaculating into another party(ies) asshole, where it is then followed by the said offender consuming his own seminal fluid from one or more filled, rectums. Also, can come in the Lemon Cream variety, where urine is added to the cream filling.

Paul's in the hospital getting his stomach pumped. Apparently, he had too much Moon Pie last night.

by Moonpie Paul ;) November 28, 2018