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facebook single

People who are in a relationship, but have yet to announce it, are classed as facebook single. They can then enjoy the privileges of giving the appearance of being single (i.e. to flirt with people on a night out) whilst covertly being in a real-world relationship.
It's ok Geoff, I can buy her a drink as I'm Facebook Single.
by bigcoluk January 5, 2018
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Facebook

A website used by antivax moms/millennials posting Videos and pictures of their 2 year old
Oh look another naked baby on my grandmothers Facebook page
by w h y November 20, 2021
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Please stop harassing my son on facebook

used by women who hate far left truth.
Stop or i will please stop harassing my son on facebook you
me: oh no! who asked!
by coolperson9293 May 15, 2023
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Facebook Humping

When you write messages, comment, and otherwise stalk a Facebook friend you have a major erection for, but you are not a close friend outside of Facebook.
Nancy wants to be friends with Connie in real life, but Connie doesn't want to. So, Nancy stalks Connie on Facebook, and otherwise attempts other methods of Facebook Humping.
by AnotherDudeOverThere September 12, 2011
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facebook aunt

That aunt who comments long, sentimantal things on your hfacebook posts even though you haven't seen them in year
"Why is Facebook Aunt Peggie posting on my timeline. I barely even know her."
by Doggydip May 21, 2019
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Facebooked

The Act of Silencing someone and taking away their freedom of speech and all their rights! Synonym cancel culture.
I said something wrong I've been facebooked!
by Jeff Casa Grande April 5, 2021
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Facebook

Toxicity and stupidity rolled into one website
Person 1: FaCeBoOk IsNt FuLl Of StUpId PeOpLe
Person 2: but you are on Facebook
by Mikeyjee August 31, 2020
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