Hot pocket

When you’re camping on a cold night with someone and the only way to stay warm is to zip up your sleeping bags together and make ravenous love to each other until the friction from the body heat inside the sleeping bags creates a warm center.

As temperatures dropped rapidly we realized the only way to survive the unexpected blizzard was to create a hot pocket.

by Slambamthankyoumam July 26, 2020

Back-Pocket Bitch

When a female puts her phone on her back pocket making you wanna look at what she's got.

That Back-Pocket Bitch had a Samsung S8!

by Fricky-Fresh August 4, 2020

Oven Pocket

A place for a woman to hide a discerete item but fears an anal search.

Catherine put her cell phone in her oven pocket when getting patted down by officers.

by Slock81 September 6, 2020

Ass Pocket

A fifth (200 ml) flat bottle of liquor. So named because it easily slides into the ass pocket. Immortalized on blues legend RL Burnsides' "A Ass Pocket of Whiskey"

Yo, I got an ass pocket of Jameson's, imma go sit under a bridge and get fookin ripped.

by BK667 September 15, 2020

hot pocket mouth

Mouth burns from biting into a Hot Pocket.

I had a serious case of hot pocket mouth after biting into that hot pocket.

by Actuarius81 October 23, 2020

Present Pocket

It's like a prison pocket, but a surprise

Jerald likes surprises, so I gave him a gift in his present pocket.

by FuryCollector November 14, 2020

Purrps pockets

Smokepurrps pockets aee
So obese he said they have a non-existing diasese called diabetes type 10

You hear about purrps pockets

No why
They got diabetes type 10
Shit

by Xxxtentacionyungdaggerdick September 25, 2020