A small retro time machine back to the past neighborhood when hand shakes and your word meant everything and was all you needed. A great balls to the wall place that has more things to do than an amusement park and a circus combined. A leader in the education of street smarts and street honor.
Respect of others and their belongings including girls is not only expected but is mandatory. There is severe consequences if you fail at anything above.
The neighborhood has been called racist but the truth is the only thing they are racist against is disrespectful douchebag losers. Regardless of skin color.
Respect of others and their belongings including girls is not only expected but is mandatory. There is severe consequences if you fail at anything above.
The neighborhood has been called racist but the truth is the only thing they are racist against is disrespectful douchebag losers. Regardless of skin color.
by EPB4life April 4, 2022
Get the Edgewater Parkmug. The fuckery that goes on at a certain theme park in the parking lot department. Piss poor people of all SIZES and races work here. Afreen and beast headline the crazy shit that goes on in this joint. For example:
Afreen: Wanna fuc?
Beast: AWWW YES IN THE CAR NOW!
*Afreen by coke studios starts playing*
Beast: Again!
Afreen: Nah M and i need to puff our bust all over my asshole vapes before I die from oxygen poisoning.
Beast: :(((((((((( Ok I have other men I can talk to cause i’m a slutty slut.
Afreen: Wanna fuc?
Beast: AWWW YES IN THE CAR NOW!
*Afreen by coke studios starts playing*
Beast: Again!
Afreen: Nah M and i need to puff our bust all over my asshole vapes before I die from oxygen poisoning.
Beast: :(((((((((( Ok I have other men I can talk to cause i’m a slutty slut.
Person 1: Have you heard about the fuckery that goes down at that one amusement park in LA?
Person 2: Yeah that’s what you call Cancer park lore.
Person 2: Yeah that’s what you call Cancer park lore.
by All tree January 27, 2024
Get the Cancer park Loremug. People believe that their community's well-being has turned to shit because of 'edgy' Cho Changs that hang around their local parks. Asian dipshits who wear black air forces and cross earrings who cant pull girls to save their tiny dicks and masturbate with their bubble tea. They either resort to watching hentai in the park or may seek their typical Asian Amy, only to find she's fucking useless when it comes to sex, just like them.
by no brayn May 5, 2023
Get the Edgy Cho-In Parkmug. The vehicle is unmoving, it cannot go anywhere.
Nothing is happening, it’s boring, things are coming to a halt, they’ve been put in their place
Nothing is happening, it’s boring, things are coming to a halt, they’ve been put in their place
by Eastsidegambit April 3, 2024
Get the Parkedmug. by shrek’sbigtoe November 24, 2020
Get the Matthew Parkmug. by yeet the green boi October 28, 2021
Get the Parking Lotmug. A beer that is opened and one sip is gone but they take the tab to keep track "how many beers they drank" and the person hands it off to someone else saying finish it pussy when really they are the pussy. Also known as "Parkie beer"
A kid who is wearing timberlands and lives in severna park, who is at a party always is going to deliver at least 10-15 severna park beers a night.
by Severnaparklax10 December 9, 2013
Get the severna park beermug.