I like turtles

An extremely sophisticated way to apply utter annoyment to a subject without being considered idiotic.

Mom: are you liking the school year so far, sweetie?
You: I like turtles.
Mom: ...

by Zzzzkkmnnn November 16, 2017

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swimming like fishes

Being drunk, or buzzed

Me and my friends were swimming like fishes on Friday night.

by Backpackloveaffair June 28, 2016

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lay it like an onion

An idiom which is used when someone is being an idiot.

Wedge: Wheeeyyy!
Vlad: Wedge, just lay it like an onion!

by TheLordAndSaviour May 6, 2016

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Hung like a Mexican

Mexican man has been reported to have a 48cm penis. So anyone well endowed is said to be ' hung like a Mexican '

Alison walked into the bedroom as Cass was undressing, she couldn't help but comment on his manhood.

" Wow you are big boy, your hung like a Mexican "

by muffmeister October 11, 2016

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Move it like Beyoncé

A very cheeky request that you make to your gorgeous girlfriend, in order to get her to Twerk for you, to get your mojo working. I say this to my girl all the time, when she and I are alone together.

"Move it like Beyoncé, babygirl!"

by Joe_Schmuck February 5, 2017

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