rhys likes hippos

rhys likes hippos, he admitted to it in a problem based learning class at exactly 11:52am on the 21st of October 2020, he also commented that he especially likes male hippos or 5000000000kg hippos.

rhys: guys I like hippos, especially male ones
class: lol ur gay kid
rhys: just because I like Beastiality doesn't make me different!!!
class: rhys likes hippos!

by Mandem_Nonce69 October 20, 2020

rhys likes cows

a man named Rhys who likes cows, also associated with English class and English presentations.

rhys: "fuck you all" *with photo of a cow*
class: *laughs*
rhys: I am dating a male cow

class: lol rhys likes cows

by Mandem_Nonce69 October 19, 2020

I like turtles

An extremely sophisticated way to apply utter annoyment to a subject without being considered idiotic.

Mom: are you liking the school year so far, sweetie?
You: I like turtles.
Mom: ...

by Zzzzkkmnnn November 16, 2017

swimming like fishes

Being drunk, or buzzed

Me and my friends were swimming like fishes on Friday night.

by Backpackloveaffair June 28, 2016

lay it like an onion

An idiom which is used when someone is being an idiot.

Wedge: Wheeeyyy!
Vlad: Wedge, just lay it like an onion!

by TheLordAndSaviour May 6, 2016

Hung like a Mexican

Mexican man has been reported to have a 48cm penis. So anyone well endowed is said to be ' hung like a Mexican '

Alison walked into the bedroom as Cass was undressing, she couldn't help but comment on his manhood.

" Wow you are big boy, your hung like a Mexican "

by muffmeister October 11, 2016

Move it like Beyoncé

A very cheeky request that you make to your gorgeous girlfriend, in order to get her to Twerk for you, to get your mojo working. I say this to my girl all the time, when she and I are alone together.

"Move it like Beyoncé, babygirl!"

by Joe_Schmuck February 5, 2017