a medium amount of whipped cream carried in the pocket of ones pants used as a criminal diversion, similar to Mace or sparkles
by topteirfreak July 4, 2025
Get the pocket creammug. When a woman mixes crocodile dung, honey, and sodium carbonate to make a contraceptive paste they then enter into the vagina and copulate with.
P1: Dude, Susanna and I totally did the Egyptian Hot Pocket!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!
by fucjsucnsluts July 9, 2017
Get the Egyptian Hot Pocketmug. by TheBigOneInyourMom August 19, 2018
Get the Pocket smilermug. by okaybuddy420 April 5, 2023
Get the Pocket Dragonmug. by Riffled Folios October 16, 2018
Get the Pocket-Ghettomug. Pulling forward your pants (preferably joggers) and aiming a hot air-dryer at your genital area for pleasure. The feeling of Hot Pocketing is akin to dipping your genitals in a warm bath.
- "Hey, Scott. How was your Hot Pocketing last night with Tabitha?"
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."
by chocolatecroissants December 7, 2019
Get the Hot Pocketingmug. Another word for pussy.
by anonymous January 28, 2022
Get the Pocketmug.