Acid Brain

A person who is so washed on Acid that any level of contemplation is incoherent and can hardly mutter a few words a when speaking.
kid 1"Hey did jhonny pass his driving test"
kid 2"Nah hes so Acid Brain he wrecked"
kid 1"What a tard
by INtotheFloddAgain April 20, 2024
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Brain Lock

"We want to believe something b/c it fits with the other ideas we believe; all the people we know believe it too, and the people who believe the opposite are loathsome."
Jess: Ass means you're being a bitch and that's all it means.
Lucia: You're so right.
Pancho: Yeah, you're so smart.
Rose: Naw, you all are dumb asf. It means multiple things; as in, butt, donkey, etc.

Jess: No, we're right and you're wrong, mainly because Pancho and Lucia agree with me. So ass only means being a bitch.

Rose: You guys are so "brain lock."
by Brain Lock February 27, 2017
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Pick his brains

Hym "Pick his brains? Arianna Grande want to have dinner withe Jeffrey Dahmer so she can pick his brains? Ha! Get it!? Cus he ice-picked a guys brains!? Ahahahahaha! I like that. That was good. I don't think Ben got the joke..."
by Hym Iam June 30, 2024
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bloody brain

When you squeeze your testicles so hard till it cuts off their circulation, it looks like a bloody brain.
I sent a picture of my "bloodybrain" to my girlfriend.

I got my girl so mad, she grabbed my nuts so hard and ended up giving me a bloody brain..
by VaJayJ October 08, 2013
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Almond Brain

A person with a tiny almond sized brain.
by Bubbebybsb November 14, 2023
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anti-brain

When you are so dumb, you have a brain that uses all its braincells into making you dumber than if you just didn't have a brain
"Everyone in this discord server has an anti-brain please help"
by SeñorJefferyDahmerthethird October 11, 2022
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Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.
Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”
by MJ cool June 09, 2025
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