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big fucking baby 

Usually a cute girl whose cuteness is overlooked due to her tendency to be extremely whiny and/or needy. When she isn't acting like her usual big fucking baby self, she comes across as very sophisticated - because she is. She is also of abnormally high intelligence...

she just tends to be so damn annoying sometimes!

Sometimes shortened to BFB
Big Fucking Baby: I don't know if I want to go to this party tonight because Im so tired and I just dont feel good... it's cold outside anyways and I think it's going to storm later and so I think I should just stay in tonight. I'm really hungry... Feed me!

Friend of the BFB: Oh my god, shut up, you're such a big fucking baby
big fucking baby by Plant Eater November 7, 2010
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Neck Fucking 

A sexual act that involving stoma penetration with a penis. Also involving the sexual fetish of scarves, turtlenecks, and beards.
A "neck job" is a lot like a blow job, but a lot more like fucking a neck.

Neck fucking is a lot like a Halls commercial.
Neck Fucking by Nvledgend April 19, 2011

these mother fucking snakes

'this is pissing me the fuck off'
-can be followed by
'on this mother fucking plane'
-contrary to the term 'snakes on a plane', which means something you can't do anything about,
'these mother fucking snakes' is said under the breath, angrily, to yourself.
- a reference to the SLJ movie snakes on a plane
Guy 1: Dude, i heard your dog died.
Guy 2: (To self, angrily) ...these mother fucking snakes....
or
Guy 1: OMFG LOL U STEPPED IN SHIT! PWND
Guy 2: these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

mutha fucking cock sucking faggots

users at the ign boards who used suck each others cock and play "find the cock in my ass"; these users include spideyman04, fullfool, ImBobbo, Bull-Dog, minigurl and Tal-IGN.; if ever confronted by these users cover your genitals and RUN!
OMG! those mutha fucking cock sucking faggots just tried to suck my dick!

I need an adult!!!!!!!!!

penis fucking 

When a male with a smaller penis inserts his genitals into the urethra of another man's much larger penis and proceeds to thrust in and out, thus resulting in penis fucking.
Big Dick: unnh my dick wont fit into your ass, wanna just do some penis fucking tonight?
Small Dick: sure (inserts penis into other mans penis) unh yeah feels like a pussy
Big Dick: mmmm fuck yeah, hard and deep
Small Dick: I'm cumming! (shoots a huge load into the larger penis)

Pull up your fucking pants and shit 

1) literally the act of pulling up you fuckin pants an shit

2) Be a man...KMTTTTTTTTTTTT

3) Pull yourself together
Hey, you better pull up your fucking pants and shit, if you wanna go uni!

I fucking eat my pussy bitch 

i love to eat pussy and deepthroat dick I suck my grandpas dick and my dads and I eat my moms pussy and suck her boobs
I fucking eat my pussy bitch and i love it