Big Crabby Dumper

A significantly large, crispy, succulent crab Rangoon.

Waiter: Here are your rangoons sir, enjoy!
Me: Aw man, these big crabby dumpers look delicious!

by SchlongGobbler69 March 29, 2022

8 day dump

The appearance that someone has taken a huge shit. Specifically in reference to baggy clothes.

Those jeans looks like he took an 8 day dump in em.

by Juice delhagen April 19, 2022

Fat Lady Dump Jar

A container used to capture explosive vaginal ejaculate from an orgasming obese woman.

Greg and Chris did not want to ruin the carpet when they tag teamed Brad’s mom so they bought an extra Fat Lady Dump Jar to catch all her queef rain.

by crjoker May 7, 2022

doo doo dummy head

when someone is acting and or seeming as they are a shit head who can’t fucking exist

“man, that homeless man sure is a doo doo dummy head”

by marlborospliff June 19, 2022

Dual Density Dump

A shit log that has two types of shit in the same log. This can range from soft and smooth to hard and with a crsushed together nugget look.

I just took a dual density dump. It started out hard and ended soft!

by JLO70 November 3, 2022

Pump and Dump

When you bop the baloney while taking a massive shit at a neighbor's house at the same time, while you are standing up facing the toilet.

Neighbor: "OMFG, RYAN!! THERE'S SEMEN ALL OVER THE BACK OF MY TOILET!! AND SHIT!! THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY WALLS!! WERE YOU DOING A FUCKING PUMP AND DUMP!?"

Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"

by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023

Classified Trump Dump

Donald Trump passing time by reading classified documents while dropping a deuce .

Catching up on reading classified documents while taking a shit is my favorite thing to do You could call it a Classified Trump Dump here at Mar-a-Lago

by Laughs Along With Humans June 15, 2023