Machine of Death

A machine that tells you how you’re gonna die, usually ironically.

Friend 1: hey bro I got parachute failure on my card of death from the Machine of Death!
Friend 2: awesome
Friend 1: guess we aren’t going skydivi- dies from skydiver landing on him

by Pseudonymoushits June 24, 2023

Death

The end of this disruptive, noisy madness that we call life.

His Death was much appreciated.

by pakistani88er December 24, 2019

Death

The cure for life that allot of people fear

Death is like retirement, your happy it finally happened

by Mr. Bastard June 10, 2022

Death Place

School, College or any place of education.

Kid: "I went to the Death Place today..."
Mum: "And how did it go - Did you learn anything?"

by Bi-intellectaul June 11, 2021

death twat

A crazy ass white girl who walks through life looking like she just crawled out of bed. Typically her hair is up in a bun and she has a face so pale she looks like Casper. Her mood ranges from happy and cheerful to downright cranky. You don’t want to cross her.

I walked around campus looking like a Death Twat. I really don’t want anyone recognizing me.

by Death Twatstar May 11, 2018

Death Seed

1. When a man ejaculates so hard he perishes as a result

2. A Roblox game made by Fiddlepat and his colleagues that is currently in development

Morgue Worker 1: The man apparently died of Death Seed

Morgue Worker 2: That's disgusting man, also, did you hear that Fiddlepat is developing a new game?

by bigman2323 March 25, 2024

death

when someone griefs your Minecraft world

man I just got deathed ima bouta hamburger his ass

by Heathen_R December 9, 2020