Here is the beautiful place we call Cumbria. We have ITV Border News and Look Around. But that's not what it's called... here in Cumbria it is called border crack (border news) and deek about (look around)
Enjoy your day of nothing. Good bye
Boris is my Prime Minister. Up the UKIP
Enjoy your day of nothing. Good bye
Boris is my Prime Minister. Up the UKIP
by Big Shaq's Mum December 2, 2021
Get the Border Crack and Deek About mug.A back crack that is so loud it can be heard over the phone. Alternatively, it is a back crack so crisp and audible that all the people in a room are both drawn to it and are left wanting the same for their own vertebrae.
“Hey man my back has been killing me.”
“Sounds like you need a Sophie Crack!”
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“It was really akward in the board meeting when this older man in a grey suit let out this huge Sophie Crack and the entire room went silent. The presenter was left entirely discombobulated.”
“Sounds like you need a Sophie Crack!”
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“It was really akward in the board meeting when this older man in a grey suit let out this huge Sophie Crack and the entire room went silent. The presenter was left entirely discombobulated.”
by Robertmueller March 24, 2019
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Get the bustin out the crack mug.A newer gaming term used in cod,fort nite and any other game where reaction time is important.
The term cracked is used to describe someone very fast at reacting and very skilled. If an enemy appears the player will beat them in a very quick manner with finesse.
The term cracked is used to describe someone very fast at reacting and very skilled. If an enemy appears the player will beat them in a very quick manner with finesse.
Gamer 1:
“Oh my god did you see that he took on a team of 5 in search and clutched it, HES CRACKED!”
Gamer 2:
“He’s probably off hella g-fuel to be playing that cracked”
“Oh my god did you see that he took on a team of 5 in search and clutched it, HES CRACKED!”
Gamer 2:
“He’s probably off hella g-fuel to be playing that cracked”
by KilogramSam October 5, 2020
Get the Cracked mug.Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023
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Get the Cracked mug.Noun- a smartphone that has enraptured its user to to point of serious addiction, such that the use must touch, tap, swipe, etc. or else become irritable and aggressive
Seeing the same student on her phone for the umpteenth time that period, the frustrated teacher told her student to put the finger-crack away and try, for the sake of all that is good, to control her addiction for the final five minutes of the period. Jonesing for another TikTok fix, the girl managed to pocket the device for all of 17 seconds.
by Mr. Faraday January 9, 2024
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