Crack-shelled

To snap, or instantly be angered insuch short of a time,later on forgetting what it's about and the damage set in before you know what is going on.

Hey dude, that was the same guy that crack-shelled yesterday and now he's acting like nothing happened at all.

by DakineWordGuru May 10, 2011

Cracked badge

A police officer gone bad.

"It seems like all the cops in Florida are on the take. What a bunch of cracked badges."

by Bird the Word January 2, 2009

crack pie

When a man ejaculates in the buttcrack specifically.

My favorite kind of porn ends with a crack pie.

by _~ wiggles~_ February 18, 2017

crack turtle

Someone who's extraordinarily slow, maybe due to an overconsumption of narcotics.

A: Man, I don't drink wine on Thursdays.
B: It's Friday, you crack turtle.

by thepranxter July 31, 2018

figal crack

A really skinny girl with one leg shorter than the other. They are very weird and eat almost nothing that's meat. They have no booty nor do they have tits.

You're a figal crack.
Wow! She's a figal crack.

by Uzumes_720 December 1, 2015

Crack Flaps

Farting; flatulence - the act by which the gas from your bowels flaps the buttex cheeks together.

You might want to grab some toilet paper, those crack flaps sounded wet.

by DANZO91 October 20, 2017

Foolish dirty crack head

it means acting like a dinosaur in kid stores and knocking items off the shelf or just suffocating yourself with fruit roll ups,
The Most crack heads lurk the website called “tiktok”

Shut up ugly Foolish dirty crack head

by Jafakliem hiel May 15, 2021