an annoying fricking person who thinks theyre XD quirky and adorable when they're probably a critter
by breanna sandwich April 25, 2020

When a gay man, after being pounded in the ass, goes to take a shit and is unable to do it. He strugles really hard for a few hours and eventually shits out a premature baby.
by G-sauce May 15, 2003

by F.D.A. June 11, 2006

Another name for a hooker, where a younger woman accepts "gifts" and money in exchange for sexual favors and companionship. Typically the a man is considered the Sugar Daddy and buys the gifts and the sugar baby receives the gifts and provides sexual favors. The main difference between is the relationship is ongoing. It is just another type hooker john relationship.
Perfect example is the movie Pretty Woman, where Richard Gere is the Sugar Daddy and Julia Roberts is the Sugar Baby.
by Be_real October 20, 2010

kick ass band formed by pete doherthy, formerly of the libertines. 'the sessions', a 3 cd production of baby shambles is a demo available to download.
covers and info can be found at www.babyshambles.de
covers and info can be found at www.babyshambles.de
by TB November 15, 2004

by vagpower123 February 4, 2010

Shoe babies, are shoes in fact. But they do not come from your typical shoe factory. Their is a quick and easy process in which to create shoe babies.
1) Put Shoe Lace on penis
2) Insert penis in vagina (sex)
3) Have a Little Fun
4) Allow Shoe Lace Fibers to Inter-mix with vagina fibers.
TA-DA you now have shoe babies.
That is the process, while the actual concept is quite difficult.
In order to actually produce shoe babies, you must allow the shoe lace fibers to inter mix with what we call the object fibers.
This Method was discovered by Dr. Thornburg & tested on Dr. Hudson
1) Put Shoe Lace on penis
2) Insert penis in vagina (sex)
3) Have a Little Fun
4) Allow Shoe Lace Fibers to Inter-mix with vagina fibers.
TA-DA you now have shoe babies.
That is the process, while the actual concept is quite difficult.
In order to actually produce shoe babies, you must allow the shoe lace fibers to inter mix with what we call the object fibers.
This Method was discovered by Dr. Thornburg & tested on Dr. Hudson
by Spazznamedkendall March 19, 2009
