dog dork

an uncircumsized penis

I'm not fond of dog dorks, I prefer it when a guy is cut.

by Simmian May 11, 2009

Dog Ball

Something a person does just because they felt like it.
From the joke, "Why does a dog lick its balls? Because it can!"

I don't know why I got shit faced last night. It was just a dog ball thing.

by Michael September 8, 2004

dog biscuit

Basically a boner. But think bonio, which is a dog biscuit. =D

Uh-oh, Zach's got the dog biscuit again. -.-

by Beccahbunny March 13, 2008

bad dog

Used in a manner to describe dislike or anger. In order to properly administer the "bad dog" verbiage one must first make a hand gustier like you are pinching or picking something up using your thumb and index fingers with the middle, ring, and pinky fingers extended and making a shaking motion from right to left like you are shaking something and make the statement BAD DOG! (Hand Gustier is optional)

**You just saw a very heavy person in a less than attractive speedo or you kid just knocked over a glass of water, or you saw something that was really bad**

"Dude wearing that speedo when your 5,000 pounds thats a BAD DOG"

"That song was a bad dog"

"Oh Bad Dog..."

"I just cut my damn hand, Bad Dog"

*your friend just cut one "Dude...Bad Dog"

"He fucked her, bad dog"

by Michael Peterson April 13, 2007

dog pile

pooping on top of an unflushed poop

Bro, we're saving water; you have to dog pile.

by Lindü November 29, 2015

dog dick

another term for the Spartan Laser from Halo 3. The laser has a red color, and thusly is like a "red rocket" or a dog dick.

quick go get the dog dick before the blue team can get it.

Oh shit, i hear the dog dick

by Jordan Halo 3 Beta Tester June 6, 2007

jew-dog

a hot dog that is cooked over a campfire until it is burnt beyond recognition.

Yo, P-dickle....cook me up a jew-dog to go.

by p dickle October 12, 2005