Baby Bird

When you cum inside a girl and suck it out with your mouth and spit it back in her mouth.

I blew my load in this girl then baby birded her

by ScrubShooter November 16, 2025

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Dodo bird

A speciesism of humans yet to be identified as normal.

Girl: Oh look it’s Garrett

Garrett: IM A DODO BIRD
Scientist: I wonder if he identifies as normal?

by VotiveCobra7793minecraft May 24, 2019

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Many people consider birds to be a modern descendants of dinosaurs, specifically pterodactyls. However, people are slowly becoming more aware of the fact that they are actually government drones (g-uh-v-urn-mēnt dr-ōnès). They typically hide outside on power lines to stalk citizens outside their homes. The CIA controlled scientific community claims that they "migrate South" during the winter to escape the "cold weather", yet the materials of a typical B.I.R.D. are highly resistant to temps ranging from -40°C to 100°C. In reality, they migrate South during the winter because they are sent South from the White House in Washington D.C., in accordance to their quarterly S.O.C. test (Sh*t On Cars), to generate revenue for oligarchical corporate owned "car cleaners" which contribute to Biden's presidency and remnants of Pablo Escobar

"Yo, its a bird."
"Dude that's so cool want to take a picture?"
"F*CK no get the electromagnetic pulse"

by Big_brother_is_watching April 13, 2024

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Yer Bird

A British term meaning "your girl", as in your girlfriend. Usually said as a insult to a friend about their partner in a similar way to a yo mama joke where "yer bird" is portrayed with very charva or manlike tendencies or traits.

A: "You're shit mate"
B:"Suck your mum, yer bird puts quality street on her satnav"

by ElliotwithoneT August 31, 2025

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bird

the wax bat and mountain i flew out of the drive down the street. wow did you see that.

okay let's start over.

can we?

i asked for a second chance and i never got one so she gave me two.

mary let me have her hand so i took her foot. then i took the power drill and let it mask my marriage in the cake.

by chris doan January 9, 2005

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