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Ur mom

A 13 year old boy thinks hes funny by saying that but he sounds 5
Jack: Ur mom HAHAHAH
Josh: not funny idoit
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Ur mom

the most devastating thing anyone could say to anyone.
hey duuuude. how life?
Ur mom.

Wanna grab a bite to eat?
Ur mom.

Ur mom?
Ur mom.
by frbt8ft797ny February 21, 2019
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Ur mom

Ur mom is what I did last night and I did her pretty hard. She was kinda tight and she got the party started."ooooooo aaahhhh ooooooo ahhhhhh mmmmmmm"
Person 1:what are you doing tonight?
Person 2:hopefully ur mom!!!!
Random guy around that u dont know: oooooooooooh!!!!!
by Thebosssssssislittt March 24, 2017
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Ur mom

This means someone is ur mom.
by Sbjddnkdnf September 12, 2021
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Ur ball sack a small cap

One of the ur mum gay insults which will destroy man kind in the most horrific way if used wrongly
Bob: ur mum gay
Jim: ur dad lesbian
Bob: ur granny a tranny
Jim: ur ball sack a small cap

Bob: *dies of cardiac arrest*
by Saltysaltysaltysalt February 2, 2019
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Ur mom

idk how to explane it just look
Person 1: hey wanna play minecraft?
person 2: No i wanna play ur mom
by toastyscat March 10, 2022
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ur mom

jerry:“hey jerry! You’re gay

You:”ur mom is gay”
by yaboiskinnyboobity June 27, 2019
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