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Ur Mom

Teacher: Gracy, care to tell the class what we are doing for homework tonight?
Gracy: We're doing ur mom
Leo: Hey!
Grace: Ur mom
by Devil_Gal630 March 13, 2022
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if you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach

yes it’s true, if u stretch ur food will in fact full the closest dog to you. so be careful u don’t wanna to over weight a dog
“Don’t stretch after eating! Your food will go inside a dogs stomach! If you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach
by dog fans July 22, 2022
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Ur mom

A hairy three tit two asshole whale
Timmy:ur mom is a fat bitch ass whale jonny:fuck you. jonnys mom:(angry whale noises)
by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020
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ur mom

ur mom
by cacabutthole34 March 8, 2022
mugGet the ur mommug.

Today ur gonna die

When u hear this, RUN BEFORE HE PULLS OUT HIS GUNNN!
Person one: Today ur gonna die, say goodnight!
Person two: (Nothing) Bc Their DEAD
by QuaterX3 June 20, 2023
mugGet the Today ur gonna diemug.

ur mom

wow, ur mom is so hot.
by eminem69420 November 6, 2021
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ur mom

The best insult that anyone could ever use on someone.
1: Hey, what time is it?
2: Ur mom
1: Damn man you got me
by getJasonTodded July 21, 2022
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