ur ass cheeks being clapped

The joke

Hey duude listen
what
the sound of your ass cheeks being clapped

Go: hey duude listen
Bo: listen to what
Go: to the sound of your ass cheeks being clapped

by zaworldo August 18, 2021

ur a dog

ur a dog

ur a dog means ur dog

by asdfghji8765resdcvbnmki76trfvb August 22, 2021

ur mom

a fine ass women i slept with last night

"Q=what did u eat today?. A=ur mom"

by Iamshy4u August 25, 2021

ur mom

the answer to any question

whats 2÷7.43?

ur mom

by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021

Ur dead

Means you are about to get exposed or busted

Dude ur dead if your parents find out about this

by Anagd August 27, 2021

ur mom

Best way to counter argue anything, unless they use it back

A: U suck
B: I suck on ur mom
A: I suck on ur mom
B: I suck on ur mom
Endless cycle continues

by JokerMain666 August 28, 2021

ur mom

An sexist saying, used to insult older woman.

I doubt people hear "ur dad" jokes.

Example:ur moms so fat and ugly she cant fit through the gates of heaven
Me:sexist

by why ur mom jokes arent funny August 28, 2021