J-Time

When an individual needs to jackoff.

Mike- "Hey Sean, what time are you taking out Heather?
Sean- "Right now, but I have to squeeze in some J-Time before I pick her up."

by Dr. Patrick Bateman December 11, 2008

neopian times

A collection of the most boring stories ever written. The authors root through dictionaries for hours trying to make their stories sound mature (failing). There's also an editorial where Neopet Staff try to cover up for all the senseless freezing.

Guy #1: What are you reading?
Guy #2: Neopian Times
Guy #1: *yawn*

by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts August 10, 2006

Tickle Time

What I do to your mom every day.

Dude 1: Yo dude! Did you see what I did to my brother's fiance?
Dude 2: Your brother's fiance? What the fuck would you be doing to her?
Dude 1: Dudeeee! We did tickle time ya know?
Dude 2: With your bro's fiance? Wow! You're one lucky mofo

by RandomUrbanDictionaryDude December 6, 2017

Titty time

A concept made up by women to tell the time

It's titty time!

by timtom345 April 2, 2019

down time

Amount of time it takes to get from one ho's house to the next.

Yo, it was some serious down time from Jenna's crib to Shaniqua's. But it was for real gettin' to Tonisha's cuz I got pigged-out like a villian.

by J-man November 24, 2003

time wasted

When you're up WAY LATE at night and you suddenly find everything and anything hilarious, as if you were drunk.

So today I woke up sore-throated after laughing so much when staying up until like 4am being all time wasted. I swear that I was so time wasted that even Larry King was hilarious.

by JimboWales August 19, 2010

Porch Time

The act of hanging out with friends and family on the porch of your house on a warm summer night while drinking 40 oz beverages, smoking blunts, and cranking hip hop music on the boom box.

"Yo, me and my homeboys put in some serious porch time last night. We was porchin til 3am."

by chiefridr February 25, 2009