Paul said " What is with the large collection of knives?"
Phill replied " they aren't knives, they're people openers."
Phill replied " they aren't knives, they're people openers."
by Amma69 June 14, 2022

by Frances Petard May 10, 2022

Tatiana: I’m gonna eat some cereal
*puts milk first*
Andreia:ARE YOU OK??
Tatiana: yeah tf
Andreia: No you aren’t you need to go to a mental hospital
(What are people that put milk first *just because I had to*)
*puts milk first*
Andreia:ARE YOU OK??
Tatiana: yeah tf
Andreia: No you aren’t you need to go to a mental hospital
(What are people that put milk first *just because I had to*)
by Cereal first April 23, 2021

During this month take your dominant fist and hurl it towards the fattest person in the room. Stand back and watch the ripples of fat jiggle.
by Fredrick Baer October 02, 2022

by RaeBabii90 February 08, 2020

Typically people named Tyler and/or Tyler Owens and stand over 6 ft are usually the ugliest people on earth.
You should stay away from tall people named Tyler because they are crude inside and out.
“You know that Tyler Owens fella?”
“Yeah the tall ugly one?”
“Mhm.. you know his kind are the ugliest ones..”
“You know that Tyler Owens fella?”
“Yeah the tall ugly one?”
“Mhm.. you know his kind are the ugliest ones..”
by henryloomis July 16, 2025
