Angry Monkey

When you are having sex and about to cum. Jiz in your hand and throw it at her like a angry monkey throwing poo at the zoo.

Right when I nutted I pulled an angry monkey and threw it at her.

by rook360 July 30, 2009

crack monkey

a crack monkey is a monkey who is addicted to crack. he also loves to eat bananas and pie and lamb.

Look at that little crack monkey over there! he's eating lamb!

by Dniworrom May 15, 2008

Monkey boy

A male showing no evidence of proper upbringing, consideration of others, or the slightest civilized manners.
This creature is usually the result of a single parent household without a father around to keep him in line.
Ages can range from 10 to 25.

Why's Eric peeing in the bushes?
Geesh, what a monkey boy!.

by Nancy Mauser October 25, 2008

Jingle Monkey

When one wraps a choad, or a penis that is wider than it is long, in tinsel and then proceeds to have another individual suck it on Christmas Eve.

Andrew: Dude, I just wrapped my choad in tinsel.

Austin: I would totally give you a jingle monkey but it's not Christmas Eve.

by Seafloorium August 22, 2009

monkey blumpkin

A blumkin in a tree. Could, but rarely does, involve actual monkeys.

Jake: Do you think Gilligan ever got a monkey blumpkin?
Justin: Yeah, i heard he got a few from Snubby.

by PEACE GIBBLE January 1, 2010

Monkey Trumpet

A barking spider; a rusty sheriff's badge

"Christ on a bike, who's been tootling on their monkey trumpet?"

by andybased April 30, 2008

ninja monkey

Masturbating in a public place

dude i was ninja monkeying in the mall bathroom last week.

by ralphie parker May 15, 2008