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Box Set Ready

Someone who is in their late twenties/early thirties who is single but established in life. They are well into their professional career, have a fancy car and own their own house. Their friends around them are settling down and having kids but a box set ready person remains single but is desperate to meet someone and quickly settle down so they can catch up with their settling down friends.

This person is "box set ready."
"My best mate has just got a raise at work and life is going great but she is box set ready!"
by Uglysoxdude January 24, 2017
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safety deposit box

The act of placing one's posterior against that of another and farting, thus safely depositing the fart in the recipient for later retrieval.
Deav asked his brother at the Indians game, "If you fart into someone's butt, what would you call that?" A guy in the row behind responded, "Well I'd call it a safety deposit box."

Deaver: "I gotta fart!"
Neil: "Quick, stand up and use the safety deposit box!"
by Deav, Belkins & Associates February 14, 2012
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Mail box zack

Mail box zack is part of the scp foundation and is a terrifying monster who wracked up a bad reputation among his peers as a result he awaits at a mailbox every few hours to beat the skulls of bullies who attacked his friends
Scp foundation terrifying moments with mail box zack
by Elysia_lyn October 23, 2023
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lego box

A lego box is the nickname, and sometimes alternative to a urinal or toilet.
Fundo made a pee in the lego box because the bathroom was occupied.
by authOOr September 6, 2006
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Box Office

Did you go to the box office today to get your tickets
by JimBeam1984! January 28, 2009
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box office smash

When you take a shit so massive the toilet gets blocked.

Originating from 'box' being used to describe a toilet - ie shit box.
Jethro: Wow dad I can smell that from my bedroom!
Dad: Right on Jethro, I just did a box office smash!
by gold member October 4, 2005
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Spark Box

A Red head chics pussy, surrounded by a bush of red pubic hair.
Hey, there's that hot Denny's red head waitress with the killer Spark Box I hit last night.
by yw April 25, 2010
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