by CruuncyToothpaste June 17, 2020
Get the Pineapple Hairsmug. a person has noisy hair if they are from epsom and have mousy brown hair. bonus points if they have two parents present in their home lives. the hair could originally be described as mousy brown, but becomes noisy brown when they start talking shit about people and gossiping.
person a: this girl from epsom keeps saying she has blonde hair, but it’s actually mousy brown
person b: nah, it’s noisy hair now. she snaked on my girlfriend even after she swore she wouldn’t tell anyone
person b: nah, it’s noisy hair now. she snaked on my girlfriend even after she swore she wouldn’t tell anyone
by bettyinacardigan August 28, 2021
Get the noisy hairmug. A form of guy's bed head. A colic that sticks up and can't be combed down without hair gel or an excessive amount of water.
Hey man, I won't leave my house until I get rid if this pear hair I woke up with this morning. Before I do that, I have to find my hair gel
by Freckle Duncanschnuter September 23, 2014
Get the Pear Hairmug. by myyyyyyayyyy July 3, 2023
Get the my hair it dont movemug. cumly hair} sexy male / female / etc actor that has curly dark hair so sexy that you female ejaculated in the hair
by orcasaver December 11, 2019
Get the cumly hairmug. by OnionChann June 17, 2020
Get the Pineapple hairsmug. The act of jizzing in a woman's hair and putting her hair in your ass. After, clench your cheeks and pull the hair through, in order to straighten it.
Yesterday Aidan and I did the Arkansas hair straightener and it worked like a charm. My hair has never been more straight.
by Mr. Sumo88 April 25, 2024
Get the Arkansas hair straightenermug.