Historical Atheist 

A person who does not believe in history; i.e. One would need a time machine to convince this person that something really happened

Guy 1: Man, I hate having to memorize dates of the Civil War. And how does Ms. Johnson know that these events happened on these specific days?
Guy 2: Since when are you a historical atheist?

Historical Atheist by gooberdude2 April 14, 2015

Histroyphobia 

the irrational fear of historical facts or symbols that make people feel unconformable to the point they want them purged from existence.

Due to Histroyphobia the confederate flag was removed from public display.

Histroyphobia by Talk2Bill September 4, 2015

Historymangler 

A girl that tells the same story with so many different endings that she can't keep up with them.

Man, she is a historymangler. She don't remember shit.

Historymangler by Whatwhat October 12, 2015

hisael 

A fat ass who lives in a trailer park

Hisael gets NO pussy!!

hisael by Hisael October 21, 2015

hisham hinnawi 

/hëešhàm:hÿnnãwį/
Adjective

1. Disgustingly dirty
2. To an extreme and often disgusting extent
3. Highly unpleasant, especially to the senses; physically nauseating.

Person 1: Did you clean the toilet today?
Person 2:No

Person 1: WTF?! Cant you see its been Hisham Hinnawi for the past week!

hisham hinnawi by moegore December 19, 2015

Hispanican. 

When you're not sure which type of Latino they are.

Phoebe: is he Dominican or Puerto Rican?
Carlos: I don't know but he's definitely Hispanican.

Hispanican. by StreetPirate March 2, 2016

hispastisism 

Unstructured, no order, all over the place . Someone making random statements while driving in a rush with no destination may have (Hispastisism)

(Hispastisism) is a common form of conduct while driving

hispastisism by azletracey March 20, 2016