foodsulk

Verb
-the act of sulking or expressing distress with your current emotional state through the eating of any sort of guilty-pleasure food.

"Man, I'm so upset about my phone, I'm gonna foodsulk on some Taco Bell."

by MyMooMoo April 29, 2013

Foodorexia

The state of being in love with food; the state occupied by foodies.

When she divorced her husband because she was unable to hide her devotion to food and only food, they knew it had to be Foodorexia.

by food45 October 30, 2013

foodie poisoning

The affliction caused by a food aficionado being forced to eat something highly processed and commercialized.

I wanted to stop at Whole Foods, but my friends insisted we eat at McDonald's; I think I have foodie poisoning.

by Pseudonymous B.I.G. December 8, 2013

Foodsterbate

The act of masturbating while eating, in order to achieve maximum pleasure in at least two of your god given holes.

"The only way this Chinese buffet could get any better is if I could handle chopsticks and foodsterbate at the same time."

by CaLeOKO January 9, 2014

foodle your noodle

Verb: The act of fapping in a particularly creepy manner.

Herbert the pervert: Cone over here little boy. Let me foodle your noodle.

by ViSiX May 19, 2014

foodho'ing

After eating good healthy food at home, someone still goes out for a quick cheap greasy stuff at a fast food place. Usually after they had it, they feel bad because they know they did something bad for their health.

Husband: "I'm going out?"
Wife: "But you just had a grilled chicken salad."
Husband: "I'm going for a bacon whopper junior."
Wife: "You're foodho'ing!"

by Yulee Ge October 18, 2014

foodala

a term to be used in place of weed, marijuana, mary jane, etc. as to disguise that it is being spoken about. often used in text messages between teenagers or a teenager and his/her parent, if the parent so happens to know that his/her child smokes marijuana.

1. hey mom, do we have any foodala at home?
2. I got that goodala foodala if ya know what i mean.
3. Do you have any foodala? i haven't had any all day.

by sashers May 12, 2014