duck

Motherly, small, sexy, multi-colored, ugly, dumb, uneducated, yellow creature that gives head/wacks-off with self-tanner, underneath the table/dashboard/cove and enjoys the company of rain.

Oh, that duck!
or
That chubi APP duck... econ!!!

by Daniel Clemydia July 30, 2008

Duck W

A person whom uses crappy pick up lines that have 60% chance to land, usually not to the desired effect.

Also someone who for an unknown reason instinctively peels lemons.

IDK what to put here, Duck W

by Forg Wizord May 1, 2023

donald duck

quack

hello Donald duck

by phonny guy January 25, 2020

Duck Foot Pistol

When a man with a partially erect penis has two erect penises inserted into his foreskin.
It is encouraged to make gun noises.

If both men ejaculate at the same time, it's called jamming the gun.

The orgy's not as good since Jerry left, but with three people, we can still make a duck foot pistol.

Gary was sad that the Viagra kicked in so quickly and he was unable to make a duck foot pistol.

by Ansel Omen May 26, 2021

the king of duck

The king of duck is the one who play in the Metropolitan Police, he have the full authorities overs duck, if don't respect him, you will be banned, he is also a Criminal Investigation Member, if you bother him he will fuck your arse up.

I want to bother the king of duck, I by then get fucked up.
I want to pray duck, then you may pray that is fine if you hail him.

by king of duck March 2, 2017

well fucked duck

To be completely satisfied

That meal left me feeling like a well fucked duck.

by Citybench February 15, 2014

Oregon Two Headed Duck Fucker

A sexual position, found commonly in Oregon, where the male party drinks the female's vaginal liquid discard, then pisses it back inside the female party. The male then ejaculates inside the female's mouth and she shits it back into his mouth. Thus completing the two headed duck fucker.

Last night, my wife and I performed a Oregon Two Headed Duck Fucker. It was wild!

by oregonducklover123 June 29, 2025