Crack is semi divine

by Real Alberto June 4, 2022

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Crack Attack

When you have a wedgie but severe enough that the butt crack fights back.

Person 1: I bought these overalls from old navy but man I get really bad crack attacks from it
Person 2: AYO WHAT?
Person 1: Yeah! You know when it gets super uncomfortable around the buttocks!

by Henry Chang December 8, 2021

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Crack Smack

When in an altercation, one takes his/her hand and drags it through his ass crack and smacks the opposing individual.

My friend said she wanted to do something my dad didn't like so he Crack smacked her.

by Dat Boi Buhlahkay December 19, 2021

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Giant-fucking-ass-crack

This is used when a woman has had to much for one night

Wow my Giant-fucking-ass-crack hurts let's continue later

by Nespa December 19, 2021

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crack

what that really creepy 5th grade gym teacher does in the bathroom each morning

ME: hey i think that gym teacher is on crack

my friend: yeas definitely he is tweaking all the time

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmg December 21, 2021

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A “golden child” that has seemed blissfully happy their whole lives, typically having many friends and good grades. The catch is their self-sabatoging tendencies and longing to be somewhere else or someone else. Their “crack” is coming and they’ll likely go completely insane. But it hasn’t happened yet.

“Man, that girl is a real un-cracked egg. She’s going to go crazy one of these days.”

by NowListenHereYaLittleShits January 25, 2022

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