by GOOEYMOOSE December 17, 2020
Get the Two shotmug. Bland, cowardly boring people with no personality who go out of their ways to constantly "do the good thing". They'd rather have both of their legs cut off then being offensive or critical of anyone or anything. Very boring, patronizing and dead inside people you should stay clear away from. Real life isn't good or bad, it rests somewhere in between. Anyone who's trying to convince you he is utterly good (or evil for that matter) is a lying POS.
Jack is such a goody two shoes useless pile of jello that he finds anything other then disney movies are immoral and offensive. Fuck Jack, he's not coming on that road trip with us.
by Spyan July 29, 2022
Get the Goody two shoesmug. person 1: hey look over there at that fat lady
person 2: oh jeez bud thats Two Ton Tanya right there!
person 2: oh jeez bud thats Two Ton Tanya right there!
by harry cockswallower February 9, 2023
Get the Two Ton Tanyamug. A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
by heyitzaj July 5, 2016
Get the Tony Two Canoesmug. A fight, generally started by an inexperienced fighter, against a much more experienced fighter, which ends in roughly two seconds
by youngleftyguy March 8, 2021
Get the two-second fightmug. See those people over there? They are best friends and honestly... I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be ugly
by sum_ting_wong9 January 22, 2021
Get the I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be uglymug. 