Ur mom

Milf with a chicken in their Fanny pack.

Who laid Jeremy‘s dad last night. Your mom.

by Avocado bacon egg Nader July 20, 2022

Ur mom

My wife

I did ur mom

by THE SHMORT July 2, 2019

ur daddy fatty

literally the best way to insult any family member, without no doubt, is the true way to offend someones family member

Craig: LMAO ur mom gay ur dad lesbian ur brother mother ur uncle a cuckle ur sister mister LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 9GAG IS SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Matthew: And your daddy fatty

After the sentence is complete, all planet earth becomes a huge battle royale and everyone is fighting everyone, and the last survivor can rule planet earth

by daddy fucker 124 March 20, 2018

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by Ur mom Ur mom Ur mom Ur mom November 15, 2022

Ur mom

A response that I use uncontrollably but this usually is a response to a question that the person who said “ur mom” doesn’t know how to answer.

Just know ur mom jokes are not offensive

Don’t be a wuss

EXAMPLE #1

Classmate(wuss)-“What is the square root of 5375271963?” Me(cool dude)-“Ur mom” classmate(wuss) “what about my mom?!?

EXAMPLE #2

dude with gay dads-“ur mom is so fat she can’t fit through the door frame” Me-“ur mom is so ugly your dad had to get a husband” dude with gay dads-“whoa dude that was SAVAGE!!!!” Me-“I know 😎”

by Imma closeted lesbian 😎 November 16, 2020

Ur Cousin

Another very bad variation of ur mom that is generally used when speaking about incest but can also be used in many other situations.

Warning: using this variation of the common phrase "ur mom" may cause confusion due to it's unpopularity.

John: hey bro, what's up?
Dick: ur cousin

John: what?

by Pika Pika bitch August 5, 2018

UR MOM GAY

when a child insults you but has nothing else to say.

"I'm just saying you need to eat your dinner Timmy"
"WELL UR MOM GAY, DAD."

by CreatorOfSh%t March 11, 2022