Monkey poo

When one hangs naked from a branch of a tree and does a poo. A variation of this can be two people hanging naked from a branch as well as holding hands and doing a poo. (Can also hang from something else at height eg: mast of boat)

Mate did you see Louis’ monkey poo last night, how did he even climb that high?

by the one and only jerusaphelt April 24, 2022

Poo

A poo is a spice used to cook lasagne, poo can also mean a vacuum that sucks up dogs free willy’s

Stacey: look at that dogs free Willy
Jennifer: they should use a poo on that dog

by Coolkidwithabigtootu October 24, 2020

POO WIFF

POO WIFF is the result of anal sex in hot temperatures. as the penis leaves the anal passage after ejaculation the most HORRIFIC smell will occur POO WIFF.it occurs in oth the male and the female. NOTE air.con WILL NOT over power the POO WIFF

when on holiday in hot climates and you fancy sum BUM FUN the POO WIFF will occur . this will lead to an embarrasing SILENCE for the rest of the holiday

by mr shush July 27, 2010

PEE PEE POO POO

Pig army

They will Kill you if you touch one of them

I found the pee pee poo poo army, I am lucky to even be alive

by UNICRNMAN December 27, 2019

Poo knuckle

I’m not entirely sure , but she definitely has one.

No, no,no I mean she has a poo knuckle. For real for real.

by BananuhhHammock July 12, 2022

Poo Wanker

Someone who uses their own excrement as a masturbatory lubricant.

That guy over there is such a poo wanker..

by nofun March 16, 2014

Poo face

It’s a very offensive term in UK slang often used by “roadmen”

You’re such a poo face!

by oscarrrrrrrrr August 14, 2020