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an egregious take on any world subject that there is a clear straight forward answer too that anybody should know.
last night jack said that mix martial arts isn’t a hard sport, man that was an aj take.
aj take by a funguy123 May 24, 2024

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Hot Take Shit Test 

A conversational vibe check where someone casually drops a spicy, high-conviction opinion—not to argue, but to see who keeps it cool and who crumbles like an overbaked croissant.

It’s not trolling. It’s not a trap. It’s just the quiet part said out loud… on purpose.

Filters for:
• Keeping your cool when the convo isn’t hugging your feelings
• Not turning into a TED Talk the second someone disagrees
• Acting like an adult, not an exposed nerve

You drop the truth. Their reaction does the sorting.
Person A: “Unconditional love is a myth. Every love has terms—some people just don’t read the fine print.”
Person B: “Wow… that’s kinda toxic.”
Narrator: Hot Take Shit Test failed. Thanks for playing.

Burnt Take 

A burnt take is a perspective or opinion expressed on social media, which used to get a lot of attention for how uncommon or controversial it was, but doesn’t anymore.

It may have been overused as a means to farm interaction, causing it to lose its shock value, or it simply may have become a more commonly-held belief among people.

It could have also fizzled out because it used to pop up a lot in not-so-civil debates among a community, and said community became bored of the conflict.

A hot take that has lost its original spark.
OP: Hot take, Mr Beast is only pretending to be a good person, he’s actually super corrupt.

Commenter 1: Burnt take, everyone knows that he sucks now.

Commenter 2: I second that, just look at the quality control for Lunchly. Not to mention he put his buddy in solitary confinement and basically tortured him for views.
Burnt Take by Shoobies898 June 7, 2025

Piss Take 

Joshua is a piss take he never keeps his word”
Piss Take by lovefool79 June 12, 2025

Tease-Take & Faked (TTF) 

Typically American girls lead on a guy at a bar to get him to buy her a drink but have no intention of going home with him.
Tease-Take & Faked (TTF): "This hot girl at the bar tease-take & faked me last night! I bought her 3 drinks and went home alone.