Cond-poo

Two in one shampoo and conditioner... Meant to save time, but takes soo long to say!

Cond-poo! Fast, sexy, to the point.
Very human.
"Honey I'm out of Cond-poo! ( :O ) Can you get some more from the store so I can wash my hair in an efficient manner?"
by RoceHatNinjaCat May 02, 2023
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Bald Poo Poo Baby

Basically a bunch of boys in my class. BUT ESPECIALLY MARKAS. HES SO BALD AND POOPY, HE LOOKS LIKE A FRIGGIN' DEFORMED CHICKEN NUGET, HE'S 4 FT 2 AND LIVES UNDER A ROCK. BALALLALALLALLALALLALLAL
"wow look at that deformed chicken nuget"
"It almost looks like Markas! A bald poo poo baby"
by The best person obvi April 26, 2024
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poo train

poo train is were someone gives someone ells a blow-job with shit on there nob
let me lick your pooey cock poo train
by will123321123 March 28, 2008
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Horton Hears a Poo

When you shit in someone’s ears and than slap both there ears making a ringing noise sounding like you are schizophrenic and hearing the name Horton moan into your head. As the sound increases, your bro gets to the climax and busts a big nut onto your forehead.
Mathew Zuckerman, lord of the cock, tends to leave his turds in my ear lobe. I like it a lot when he Horton Hears a Poo me
by Henloooooooo May 19, 2024
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Poo

Poo is a brown sticky ,hard and soft solid it comes out in all different shapes and sizes. Sometimes poo is so big you need an extra flush
Hi did you do big poo in the bathroom

Yeah why

Well you stunk out the bathroom

By Emmi
by poo is the best December 18, 2022
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Poo

I made defined the word poo because I already am running out of Ideas already.
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Poo

A poo
I done a poo
by Niger is a country June 01, 2020
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