Milk

The thing your dad never came back with.

Dad! Go buy some milk!

by MeepMeeps2 May 14, 2022

LINGUINE MILK

Milk that’s made from a flippin linguine noodle what else would it be

I’m dehydrated. Can I get some linguine milk with that clam sauce?

by Shifposter5364 September 18, 2022

Joe the Milk Man

He the a devil in the Coleious Davious religion. He may seem like a good guy on the outside, but on the inside, he will sell you 3% milk at a cheaper price then WalMart.

Why is he the devil? Coleious Davious said so.

3% milk is very unholy in the Coleious Davious religion. 2% is okay, 1% is good, while skim is the holiest, because it’s the most pure milk in existence.

“3% Milk is the best kind of Milk!!!!” - Joe

“Okay, Joe the Milk Man. It is very good milk, but I prefer skim milk.” - Willemus Van Duynious

by memes124 April 7, 2021

Milk Stick

A penis

I would ride Lebron’s milk stick all night long.

by Sly Cat Stephen June 2, 2022

Milk Dealer

A gay man who sells his own semen, usually to be drunken.

Bro my Milk Dealer has some fire semen in stock right now.

by lil benzo October 19, 2020

chocolate milk

for some odd reason, people praise chocolate milk as the best drink ever. and honestly, i agree.

"yo, pass me some chocolate milk bro. im thorsty

by doc of derp March 9, 2020

Kurdled Milk

The call you say to your good friends when that one annoying friend suddenly comes

Friend: hey howzit going

You: go—KURDLED MILK! Run

by isaytomato November 6, 2022